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Project Selfless BMX

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

While writing last weeks blog about BMX all around the world I was pretty stoked to see videos of people around the world shredding. More so than your normal videos of Americans and Canadian guys tearing it up. However it was when I watched the video of people in Jamaica riding that the wheels in my head started turning.

I started asking myself questions:
How do they get parts?
Are they new or old?
Do they need parts are they expensive?

Before I go on the reason I am focusing on Jamaica (first) is that, for those of you that don’t know, my family is from Jamaica. I am actually the only one in my family that was born in Canada, and while Jamaica is a beautiful country they don’t share the same luxury’s as you or I (assuming you live in Canada or America).

It is hard to get a handle on whether Jamaica is a third world or second world country (as that term seems to be falling out since I took world issues) or a developing nation but the fact of the matter is Jamaica (and Jamaicans) as a whole as bigger things to worry about than building a BMX scene.

Regardless of what the country’s current national situation is there are riders and there is a scene.

Whether the number or riders is 10 or 1000, I realized that I am privileged enough to be in a situation that I can help them, so help them I will.

So I got in touch with krashtestdummybmx via you tube and asked a few questions, mainly about the scene and how hard it was to get parts, his responses are in bold.

well it is very hard to get parts out here and worst the scene is just building a lot of sponsors and stuff don’t really jump in until they see something big happening..

That’s right there is enough for me to want to help the scene out, but it goes on.

also i am running a training program to get more people involve and to grow the sport..

if you have parts can donate, that would be awesome, i can get lot more people bikes with some parts.

So not only is there a scene in Jamaica, but there also seems to be at least one person who’s heart is in the right place to help build it.

In my basement currently sits a parts box, the parts are in great working order, some near new condition. Most replaced because I am lucky enough to be fairly well connected and I get parts for great prices.

Usually I sell these parts for next to nothing or give them away to riders who I think can put them to good use.

Normally it works out, but sometimes I give them to people only to find out that they sold it and purchased something else, or that it was the wrong color and sits in their basement now. Not only is this not cool, it also doesn’t help out anyone.

With this in mind I am now working on getting a mailing address and sending the contents of my parts box out to Jamaica free of charge.

Once I see that the parts are being put to good use I am going to turn to my friends and ask them for their “worthless” parts and send those as well.

I will start small and see what happens, I have ideas on how to grow this idea but I am going to start with one rider at a time and see where I end up.

And thus this is my project I have dubbed Selfless BMX.. giving parts to riders who NEED them, for the love of the sport.

I will keep writing updates as I go to keep those of you who are interested informed. If you would like to help send me an email thetrailpimp@hotmail.com

If you would like to keep updated on the project check out my blog Random As Rhyme for updates.

No words

Monday, January 26th, 2009

*without speech*

BMX all around the world

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

When I first started riding I thought BMX was pretty much a North American specific sport. Naive I know but I was pretty young (14) and didn’t really have anyone to tell me any different, I assumed other countries had better things to worry about than riding kids bikes.

Over the years thanks to more media coverage I realized that BMX is pretty much world wide. Thanks to vimeo and youtube it’s much easier to find footage of ridiers all around the world.

So I compiled a list of videos in places that you would not immediately thing ‘BMX’ and posted them here. Enjoy.

New Czech Republic

Thailand

Russia

Germany

Shoe-G has been holding it down in Japan for some time

Hong Kong Rider “Milk Boy”

Jamaica

After posting all these videos, mainly the Jamaica one, I got to thinking how hard it must be to get good current parts in some countries.

I think I am going to look in the old parts bin and send some of my better condition stuff over. I can’t imagine what it would be like to get a straight set of bars for free from someone in another country with the same interests as you.

Wordless Wednesday – January 21st 2009

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

The Empire got a raise.

R8 Transformer from the Rise of the Fallen


More

Superhero Motivational Posters

Questionable Battlestar Galactica Cover

Obama Inauguration Remix

My President is black – Jay-z Remix

Quiet Library

Today was a big day

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Today people who previously had little to no intrest in American politics found themselves tuning in
Today was a big day.

Today CNN saw record numbers  of streaming viewers.
Today was a big day.

Today any  people who personally felt the pain of racism felt redemption, hope, and optimism.
Today was a big day

Today anyone who has ever been told they can’t do something gained a new role  model to look up.
Today was a big day

Today a two term, questionable president stepped down.
Today was a big day.

Today was a day of change in American Politics
Today was a big day.

Today marks a new era of American presidents, an era in which the president relates better to the younger generation than ever before.
Today was a big day.

Today emotions ran free and people  rejoiced
Today was a big day.

Today a man  realized the duties and risks of  a president and accepted them.
Today was a big day.

Today a man started a powerful speech, an beacon of hope finished it.
Today was a big day.

Today America’s first African American  President was inaugurated.
Today was a big day.

Today Barack Obama embarks on a journey that will forever change the landscape of American Politics.
Today was a big day.

Ten Great Cartoon Anthems

Friday, January 16th, 2009

I have been on nostalgia kick lately, well more than usual, and I got to thinking about how back in the glory days of cartoons (80s and early 90s) cartoons didn’t have music. They had anthems, anthems that got kids kool aid filled blood pumping and ready for the show.

So with this in mind I figured a run down of ten I deem ‘great’ are in order.

10. Jace and the Wheeled Warriors

Let’s kick this off with Jace and the Wheeled Warriors. This one takes a bit to get going, but be patient and you will be rewarded by some decent 80s rock and inspirational lyrics. Reach for the light.

9. Megaman

What this song lacks in overall creativity (it’s two lines in total) it makes up for the basic tempo being faster than most intro songs of the time, which is really saying something.

8. Jem and the Holograms

Had to include this one since from what I can tell it was about an accurate representation of what I have been led to believe 80s MTV was. I would actually rather listen to this than anything by Britney Spears, cause the music is contagious and their songs are better.

7. M.A.S.K.

The green and black grid shots and electrically synthesized voices (Ma Ma Ma Mask) in this intro mean it probably could have doubled for a music video in the early 90s. The lyrics are not to bad either, I wouldn’t mind working overtime if I was fighting crime.

7. Thundercats

Thunder cats HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. The guitar work in this intro makes it a fairly powerful rocker. I wonder who performed these songs was it all one amazing cartoon cover band?

6. He-Man

I don’t really think this intro song is all that epic. But green lantern sampled it for a Ludacris song so it can’t be all that bad.

5. Alvin and The Chipmunks

Dave realized early that he had the first child hit performers living in his house and put them to work. The chipmunks basically set the ground for real people like Miley Cirrus/Hanna Montana.

Did they ever explain how he got those chipmunks anyway?

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The drums don’t stop hitting through this whole song, the lyrics are fairly well rounded, and it starts out loud, and ends with a triumphant “Turtle Power”.

2. Wild Cats

Starts out hard rock, little rap interlude (sort of) then back to hard rock. This intro is pretty well flawless.

1. Transformers Movie Theme

I maybe should not include this one, seeing as how it has an unfair advantage being the only one that is a full length song from a full length movie and credited to some band (LION). However as I have stated before my blog my rules. This just screams 80s hair metal, their is a killer guitar solo that starts at 2:07 seconds in.

My First day with PlayStation 3

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

After wanting one for quite awhile I finally manned up and got a PlayStation 3 (ps3) last Saturday (January 10th), below is a recount of my first day with my ps3.


Girlfriend is not a nerd disclaimer: Lyndsey is worried that this rundown will make her look like a nerd, I would like to formally say that between the two of us if anyone is going to be dubbed a nerd it is surely me. Although I do try to hide the fact by amazing feats of strength.


9:30am Wake up, urinate, shower, and get dressed. I seem to have slight headache, I am buying a ps3 today and I don’t like spending money this is probably the cause.

I have some running around to do first, so I get to that.

12:30pm Finished running around, it’s snowing, should be good for snowboarding later

1:00pm Pick up Lyndsey, and we head off to EB games to see if I can pick up a used ps3 controller and Metal Gear Solid 4 to save some money, it’s going to be an expensive day.

1:20pm Rummage through used controller bin, all ps2 or ps1 controllers and microphones, weak.

New controllers are 51 bucks, used MGS4 69 bucks, crikey! I buy neither.

1:40pm We go to Futureshop, their deals suck, warranty packages and what not but no games. However I find MGS4 for 59.99 new, which is cheaper than EB and I have a gift certificate so I buy it, stoked on this game.

I ask for Little Big Planet, but they are all sold out. Oh well. Lyndsey grabs some cheap girly dvd’s (Devil Wears Prada and something else I forget).

2:00pm Stop off at Quiznos for lunch, I get a large 5 meat stack and try to purchase a bottle of sprite to wash it down, the clerk informs me that its $2.50. F that noise, I get a fountain root beer instead.

Lyndsey asks what kind of meat is in my sandwich to which I reply “5 kinds”. I am so clever.

I can’t finish the sub, too much food. I fail.

2:30pm We arrive at Toys R Us. Came here to get a deal on 2nd controller only to find out that flyer is over but some Baby’s R Us flyer is out now I think that’s non child owning discrimination. Maybe I will start a class action law suit.

I Purchase ps3(80gb) and Little Big Planet. Rings up $519.00 my headache is a bit worse, I hate spending money.

3:00pm Arrive at Lyndsey’s we have about 2 hours to play before we go snowboarding.

3:10pm We had to switch around Lyndsey’s TV setup so that everything could be hooked up, ps3 has to run through VCR, and digital cable had to be set up different.

I had to run a power wire has to run across the floor to reach a different plug, I made a point to tell Lyndsey not to trip over it, can’t be to careful.

3:11pm Discard instructions.

3:12pm Video game time! Wait, no, PS3 tells me to plug in remote. I figured it was wireless would work magically some how, stupid me.

3:12.5pm Video game time! Wait, no, initial setup required. Input time, alias, date of birth, and earths rotation.

3:13pm Video game time! Wait, no, now updates need to be installed for Little Big Planet. Hrm.

3:20pm Video game time! No more waiting, let’s get awesome.

3:25pm At this point we get introduced to Sackboy, pretty cool guy, I put some red stripped boxer shorts on him and a crash helmet for safety and off we go into LBP.

sackboy

4:00pm Game looks beautiful, and the learning curve is great allowing both Lyndsey and I to enjoy playing, we work out alternating level system since I only have one controller.

4:30pm Someone in the room mentions we should go snowboarding soon, maybe the cat.

5:00pm Snowboarding canceled, video games: 1 other activities: 0

6:00pm I go to the computer to pay off Visa, headache subsides some but I still hate spending money.

On the way back I trip over the power cable, the same one I told Lyndsey not to trip over…

No damage done, but I make mental note that I am stupid.

7:00pm Food we need food, orange tic-tacs are not food.

7:10pm After Swiss Chalet was too expensive we agree on Dominoes. Food we are getting food.

7:40pm Food arrives, pause ps3 and listen to driver talk about storm, I look outside, see storm, note storm as problem for later, note needing food as a problem right now, so I dig in.

7:45pm We watch John and Kate plus 8 while eating. I comment on Kate not looking bad for having 8 kids, Lyndsey agrees, however we also note that John is getting balder as seasons go by.

They took the kids to see Thomas the tank Engine, I like Thomas.

I work up a plan to create bootleg ‘Tomas’ the tank engine and take kids on rides, but not owning my own railroad foils this plan. Stupid logistics.

8:00pm Video Game Time again!

8:15pm Lyndsey likes stickering and decorating our pod (room in the game), fish are on the floor and flowers all over the roof. All those home decorating TV shows are deemed useless as a result.

9:00pm Lyndsey has made Sackboy look like a fairy. We play like this for awhile before making him look like a Globe Trotter, much more awesome.

9:30pm There is a level involving hopping low riders, whoever designed this game knows me quite well apparently.

10:00pm I encounter a level that’s pretty hard. Near mega man for game boy levels of frustration, but I finally beat it. I really hate Mega Man for game boy.

10:30pm I am starting to get tired and looking to tomorrow and start reading MGS 4 manual, looks sweet, this game is going to be great.

11:00pm My playing skills seem to be declining, Lyndsey seems to be getting better though, that’s cool I am comfortable with that.

11:30pm Room is filling up with cotton candy, I hate cotton candy, I have to eat my way out. What the hell is going on? Why is the room filling up with cotton candy??

1:45am I wake up, apparently I fell asleep, I am also chewing on a pillow the cat likes to sleep on, explains the weird dream and cotton candy like texture. I hate cotton candy!

1:50am Lyndsey is still playing, safe to say she really enjoys the game. She has beat quite a few levels and our pod is full of more crap. Oh vey.

2:00am I pack up ps3 and drive home (almost ending up in the ditch in the process) to get some sleep so I can go boxing the next day. Then come home and play MGS4 until hockey.

4:40am Sleeping, room is free of cotton candy.

BMX Vs. Cars

Monday, January 12th, 2009

Ride BMX did this feature asking a bunch of BMX pros questions about their cars. Since I love cars and BMX I really enjoyed it (bmxboard did not). I am vain enough to assume that if I answered the same questions the pros were asked someone, somewhere would like to read it.

Since I am sort of a big deal.

First off, what sort of car(s) do you have?

Currently a 2004 Mazda 3 GT. Previous to that I had two: a 1985 BMW 325e and a 1992 Chevy S10 Blazer.

What made that car appealing to you?
Price, modifications, and storage space. After my blazer/mini truck project got wrecked I didn’t want to make my BMW a daily again so I was looking for a hatch or wagon.

I was originally looking at Protege5’s and Subaru’s but p5’s have rust issues and the Subaru’s I wanted were out of my price range. After being denied from test driving a few Protege 5s I found this mazda3 at p5 price and scooped it up.

I had a no white car,  no previously modded car rule but once I saw how clean this car was I decided it would work. So far so great. (Other than their own rust problems sigh)

The typical situation is: kid rides bikes, kid gets car, kid quits riding bikes…Why didn’t this happen to you?
I love BMX way to much for something like a car to take me away from it.

Everything fun to do in a car is illegal or expensive anyway.

What sort of stuff are you into with the car? Drag racing, road racing, wrapping it around a pole, etc.?
I’ve always just loved modifying cars and then cruising around and meeting other people who are into them, I think I got the interest in cars from my dad, but he hates cars now since his mechanics son stole his turbo  Volvo and wrote it  off. Thieves are really good at taking passion away.

I want to get into auto crossing this year though hopefully it will happen, but I have issues scheduling in all my interests as it is.

What all have you done to the car?
I don’t want to get into specifics because I don’t trust people anymore but it’s got suspension, intake, and exhaust mods all done the right way just how I like it.

No stereo though, which is a first for me and a little depressing, oh well.

Who has the best car in BMX?
Dave Mirra has a really nice collection. A nice e46 m3 and a dope scoobie. So I will say him.

Who has the fastest?
Rumor has it Scotty Cranmer has some Mitsu evos so probably him. Locally Steve  Moxley’s brother Kirk has a surprisingly quick turbo focus hatch.

Any future plans or goals?
Keep it running, keep it  from rusting and keep it clean. I want to keep thieves out of it also. My next car will hopefully have a snail.

Any shout-outs/thanks/call outs for people?
I will just drop some board url’s cause I am not big time:
maxbimmer.com
torontomazda3.ca
mazda3forums.com
jdmrides.ca

TV shows you should remember

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Transformers, GI Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles are all great shows but everyone remembers them.All great but all really easy to remember. What about the old obscure TV shows with classic 80s metal sound tracks? Or the ones you might have been to old to watch? Most people pretend these shows never existed, not me though, I put them into a bad ass list.

12. Bots Master

What’s not to like about this show?

Robots? check
rap intro? check
Cool toys? check.

The only downfall was this show had parts filmed that took advantage of 3D glasses and I never had any around when it was on.

11. Wild C.A.T.S

Rock intros make any show good. Proof.

10. Mummies Alive

This show was pretty ridiculous…ly awesome! Brendan Fraser only started making money from Mummies after this show laid the ground work.

9. Big Guy and Rusty

I have a good feeling I was ‘too old’ to watch this show. But age is just a number, and robots are great.

8. Samurai Pizza Cats

This show was a big parody of itself other popular cartoons out at the time, which was pretty clever. If you listen close they make fun of the Ninja Turtles in the intro.

7. Street Sharks

With the success of the Ninja Turtles it was not uncommon for show creators to make all sorts of animals bi pedal and fight crime. In this case it was Sharks. But it has also been ducks quite a few times:

6. Gargoyles

This show was actually fairly original for the competition at the time. It got popular enough for a game to be released for Sega Genesis that was quite enjoyable.

5. Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors

I actually think I had more books on this show than anything, I should find those books. Anyway this show looks pretty awesome.

4. Biker Mice From Mars

Lyndsey hates when I bring up this show, but this is the only show on the list that was brought back for new audiences. The older show is far, far superior though.

3. Cadillacs and Dinosaurs

Big wig round table discussion:
Boss: Hey guys whats awesome
Worker #1: Dinosaurs!
Boss: Ok, and what else?
Worker #2: Cadillacs!
Boss: Well gentleman we can take the rest of the day off, lets send this one down to the art department.

2. M.A.S.K.

This show is essentially G.I. Joe and Transformers mixed together, sounds good to me. 80stees.com needs to restock this so I can buy it already.

1. C.O.P.S.

I almost didn’t include this one since my gf remembers it so it can’t be that obscure, however after watching the intro I had a huge smile on my face so it made number one. It’s crime fighting time!

Honorable Mentions

Tranzor Z

I put this under honorable because its so obscure that very few people actually remember it. It took me about 10 years just to remember the tittle.

Bobbys World

Perhaps the best thing Howie Mandel ever did.

Brave Star

Cowboys + future + some crazy shit = This.

Tail spin

I know you wanted to be able to surf behind a plane on a boomerang as much as I did.

My Pet Monster

Again, I was probably too old but whatever.

I could do this all day, and I really shouldn’t. So that’s it for now… maybe.

BMX In Action – 1987

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

I have had this book for a very, very,  long time. If I recall I purchased it at a book fair at my elementary school in grade 1. Which would put the year about 1989, which was 8 years before I raced my first race.

I figured since this book was publish in 1987 making it over twenty years old it would be pretty interesting to scan it and post it online for everyone to see.

Enjoy.


























The next book I need to scan is also pretty interesting. I won’t scan all of this one though cause its pretty big.