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		<title>What the hell?</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/08/03/what-the-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 02:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Black guy gets hit by ice cream truck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ice cream truck hits man]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just watch and LOL]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just watch and LOL</p>
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		<title>New BMX Shots</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BMX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave Thomas  BMX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I ride BMX]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Yuri took some new shots of me. I'm stoked on em.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend Yuri took some new shots of me. I&#8217;m stoked on em.</p>
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<div id="attachment_1566" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 640px"><a href="http://www.havokproductions.ca/randomasrhyme/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/iceland_whip.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1566 " title="iceland_whip" src="http://www.havokproductions.ca/randomasrhyme/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/iceland_whip.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="546" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Another day another whip</p></div></p>
<div id="attachment_1567" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 640px"><a href="http://www.havokproductions.ca/randomasrhyme/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/iceland_tbog.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1567 " title="iceland_tbog" src="http://www.havokproductions.ca/randomasrhyme/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/iceland_tbog.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="651" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Tobagans have quickly become a favorite of mine</p></div>
<p><div id="attachment_1568" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 640px"><a href="http://www.havokproductions.ca/randomasrhyme/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/iceland_table.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1568 " title="iceland_table" src="http://www.havokproductions.ca/randomasrhyme/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/iceland_table.jpg" alt="" width="630" height="552" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Last but not least I learned to table, which I am PUMPED on this trick is way harder than it looks</p></div><br />
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		<title>Our legends are falling</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/08/02/our-legends-are-falling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BMX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Complaint Department]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BMXers need to wear helmets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matt Berringer head injury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Aitken head injury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Van Homan head injury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wear a helmet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At this years X-games BMX legend Van Homan joined Matt Berringer, and Mike Aitken in the sadly growing group of riders who have suffered serious head injuries in the past two years. 

All of those riders are ones I have admired my entire riding career and it's a real bummer to know that they all might be forever changed because of their conscious choice not to wear  helmet. Mikey's life has already permanently changed but it remains to be seen what the long term effects on Matt and Van's lives will be.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At this years X-games BMX legend Van Homan joined Matt Berringer, and Mike Aitken in the sadly growing group of riders who have suffered serious head injuries in the past two years. </p>
<p>All of those riders are ones I have admired my entire riding career and it&#8217;s a real bummer to know that they all might be forever changed because of their conscious choice not to wear  helmet. Mikey&#8217;s life has already permanently changed but it remains to be seen what the long term effects on Matt and Van&#8217;s lives will be.</p>
<p>Now I am no saint, I used to ride BMX without a helmet all the time and thankfully when I <em>did</em> sustain my last head injury I was wearing a helmet which probably saved my life as I currently know it. </p>
<p>I strongly believe that when you are at the pro level you should wear a helmet all the time, no exceptions. You are lucky enough to be part of a small group of people who are fortunate enough to make a living doing what we all love and you should take the necessary precautions to do this for as long as possible.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s not kid ourselves here the sport is dangerous and at the level it&#8217;s progressing it&#8217;s not going to get safer any time soon. Let&#8217;s take a look at our idols and legends; Matt Hoffman and Jay Miron. True pioneers of the sport, gladiators if you will, who gave up their bodies to push the sport as far as it could go. They wore safety equipment (for the most part) and still destroyed their bodies to the point to where Jay can&#8217;t ride at all anymore and Matt, god that he is, is somehow riding with essentially one arm and more than quadruple the amount of concussions that end a professional hockey players career. </p>
<p>If today&#8217;s top pros are going to keep pushing themselves day in day out they need to wear some protection, at least on their head if no where else. This is alarmingly apparent in Van&#8217;s situation where he fractured his skull in a contest environment. Contests are designed to be a place where you lay it all on the line and if you are going to lay it all out there you should be in a bucket.</p>
<p>&#8216;Street&#8217; or no street.</p>
<p>Morgan Wade took a ton of slams at this years X-games and thanks to his helmet (and super human pain tolerance) he was able to get right back up to take more. </p>
<p>If any of our (and when I say our I mean the &#8216;mid-school&#8217; crowd) legends are going to make it into the &#8216;DMC years&#8217; of BMX they need to start wearing proper equipment all the time, not some of the time. </p>
<p>If they are not ready to do it for BMX do it for your friends, do it for your family and do it for yourself. The amount of time I have spent trying to put together the pieces of just a few hours of missing memory depresses me enough, I couldn&#8217;t imagine trying to piece together weeks, months, or years.</p>
<p>Get well soon Van, Matt, and Mikey.</p>
<p>Ride safe.</p>
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		<title>Earthquake In Toronto Reactions via MSN</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/06/23/earthquake-in-toronto-reactions-via-msn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Earthquake June 23 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Earthquake reactions]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[GTA Earthquake]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I am sure most of you are aware right now a 5.7ish Earthquake was felt from Ottawa all the way to Toronto. I have never experienced an earthquake before so it was pretty wild. The earth didn't open up or anything crazy but the twitter/msn chatter was pretty amusing.

Here are some conversations I had with my friends right after it happened, reading them back later they amused me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I am sure most of you are aware right now a 5.7ish Earthquake was felt from Ottawa all the way to Toronto. I have never experienced an earthquake before so it was pretty wild. The earth didn&#8217;t open up or anything crazy but the twitter/msn chatter was pretty amusing.</p>
<p>Here are some conversations I had with my friends right after it happened, reading them back later they amused me.</p>
<h4>Reaction 1:</h4>
<p><strong> Nairica says:<br />
<a href="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/176673/CUTEST-PICTURE-EVER.jpg" target="_blank">http://i.huffpost.com/gen/176673/CUTEST-PICTURE-EVER.jpg</a><br />
david<br />
um</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
the ground</p>
<p><strong>Nairica says:<br />
did u feel the earth move?</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
it moves</p>
<p><strong>Nairica says:<br />
yes<br />
wtf<br />
its not supposed to move!</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
no&#8230;<br />
not here&#8230;<br />
2012<br />
we are all dead</p>
<p><strong>Nairica says:<br />
nah<br />
thats a lie<br />
Earthquake felt in Toronto, US Geological Survey coming on CP24 momentarily.<br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/cp24" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/cp24</a><br />
their official site is down</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
weird.<br />
never felt one of them before</p>
<p><strong>Nairica says:<br />
so is the star<br />
me neither<br />
<a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/earthquake-shakes-ontario-us-states/article1614941/">http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/earthquake-shakes-ontario-us-states/article1614941/</a><br />
<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2010/06/23/ont-storm-warning-100622.html">http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2010/06/23/ont-storm-warning-100622.html</a><br />
now we get thunder + hail + maybe a tornado or two</strong></p>
<p><strong>what an exciting wednesday!</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
2012<br />
head for the hilllls</p>
<p><strong>Nairica says:<br />
david<br />
hahah<br />
its only 2010</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
ya<br />
but<br />
just warming up</p>
<p><strong>Nairica says:<br />
oh its gonna get worse<br />
ok u do have a point</strong></p>
<h4>Reaction 2:</h4>
<p><strong>scotty do says:<br />
yo</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
earthquake?</p>
<p><strong>scotty do says:<br />
ya!<br />
scared the shit out of me</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
ya dude<br />
everyone got out of their cubicles</p>
<p><strong>scotty do says:<br />
ya<br />
across Ontario apparently</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
farther..<br />
detroit.. ny<br />
what i hear</p>
<p>http://twitter.com/cp24</p>
<p><strong>scotty do says:<br />
holy shit</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
twitters jammed up<br />
lol</p>
<p><strong>scotty do says:<br />
lol<br />
fucking protests going past our building<br />
cops fucking EVERYWHERE</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
ya I bet eh<br />
ha<br />
I can&#8217;t phone even</p>
<p><strong>scotty do says:<br />
why? jammed?</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
ya<br />
had to use land line<br />
&#8216;what are you talking about&#8217; &#8211; my dad</p>
<h4>Reaction 3</h4>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
holy shit!!<br />
did you feel that?</strong><br />
Dave says:<br />
the fuck?</p>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
crazy!</strong><br />
Dave says:<br />
everyone was up<br />
and like<br />
wtf</p>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
haha<br />
here too<br />
shock at first</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
ya<br />
kinda like<br />
umm&#8230; did you&#8230;?</p>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
haha, yeah</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
well<br />
2012?</p>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
oh, missed this<br />
i hope not!<br />
that didn&#8217;t end well</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
called my old man<br />
figuring he would have something to say<br />
he said<br />
&#8220;stop bullshitting&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
haha<br />
where is he?</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
mississauga<br />
but some ppl on lunch here didn&#8217;t even feel it</p>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
and he didn&#8217;t feel it?<br />
wow</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
which boggles the mind</p>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
indeed</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
having never felt one before<br />
Ill be good if I dont again</p>
<p><strong>Aaron says:<br />
haha<br />
indeed</strong></p>
<h4>Reaction 4:</h4>
<p>Dave says:<br />
haha<br />
patty didnt feel it<br />
she&#8217;s like<br />
get out<br />
no way</p>
<p><strong>Donald says:<br />
wtf<br />
HOW<br />
can you not feel that<br />
was she on like a vibrating bed or something</strong></p>
<p>Dave says:<br />
haha<br />
she was out eating sushi</p>
<p>This had to happen right around the G20 summit to eh? Damn.</p>
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		<title>Been a long time&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/05/26/been-a-long-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 20:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[just words]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dead blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deadblog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not a dead blog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ya so basically <a target="_blank" href="http://www.stanceiseverything.com">Stance Is Everything</a> has been taking a lot of my time, which is good because it's actually getting pretty popular. Go figure people care more about what I have to say about cars than what I have to say about my own life.

Anyway this blog still isn't dead yet, I think about it every week when I wish there were more hours in the day. Perhaps I will start writing blogs on the subway... but then I would have to just retype them later and there in lies the time paradox...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya so basically <a href="http://www.stanceiseverything.com" target="_blank">Stance Is Everything</a> has been taking a lot of my time, which is good because it&#8217;s actually getting pretty popular. Go figure people care more about what I have to say about cars than what I have to say about my own life.</p>
<p>Anyway this blog still isn&#8217;t dead yet, I think about it every week when I wish there were more hours in the day. Perhaps I will start writing blogs on the subway&#8230; but then I would have to just retype them later and there in lies the time paradox&#8230;</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t check the traffic on this blog anymore but for those of you who keep checking thank you. I will have some more random shit soon!</p>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday &#8211; Guru Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/04/21/wordless-wednesday-guru-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gangstarr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guru Gangstarr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RIP Guru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hip Hop lost a legend yesterday in Guru and it's a shame a lot of the slime that's flowing around regarding his death right now hopefully the truth comes out soon and this man can rest in peace.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hip Hop lost a legend yesterday in Guru and it&#8217;s a shame that there is so much slime flowing around regarding his death and people trying to profit off it and twist/fabricate words.</p>
<p>Hopefully the truth comes out soon and this man can rest in peace.</p>
<p>Here are some of my fav Gangstarr tracks.</p>
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<p>RIP GURU</p>
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		<title>Wordless Wed April 14th 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quick one today for those of you still hanging around...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Pic Dump</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae72/Dr_Kelso/fyeacopy.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/4l3yj6.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/imagessolved.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/040910-know-you-shit-diagram.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/w3.png" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://imagechan.com/images/3923d0690386466a8ac0a34f88b9288b.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<strong>Girl Racers</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Just Give er</strong></p>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/camper-stuck-in-narrow-alley.html" target="_blank">Camper Stuck In Narrow Alley</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></span></div>
<p><strong>LMFAO aside this is rad</strong></p>
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		<title>Worldess Wed &#8211; March 24th 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is almost completely a pic dump but the good news is it's back!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100323/D9EKA7GG1.html" target="_blank">Indian Military to weaponize worlds hottest chili</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57623" target="_blank">Crazy Camaro car build</a></p>
<p><strong>Pic dump</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/school_play.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6092/catp.gif" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://img214.imageshack.us/i/funnypictures6915.jpg/" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://img689.imageshack.us/i/funnypicturescatdoesdan.jpg/" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/pregnant03.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/7gqro_fffffuuuuuuuuu_s724x642_29274_58001.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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<p><strong>This car is more of the devil than my friends</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Mike Poos!</strong></p>
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		<title>The Canadian Beast</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who lives BMX this weekend was reacting to two major events; The first was the news that <a href="http://thecomeupbmx.net/news/dave-mirra-in-the-hospital/" target="_blank">Dave Mirra was in the hospital with a life threatening illness</a> (bacterial meningitis) and the second was that The Canadian Beast, aka Jay Miron, sold the company he started (<a href="http://www.macneilbmx.com" target="_blank">Macneil</a>) to his former employees and is effective more or less immediately fully disengaging from the BMX world.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone who lives BMX this weekend was reacting to two major events; The first was the news that <a href="http://thecomeupbmx.net/news/dave-mirra-in-the-hospital/" target="_blank">Dave Mirra was in the hospital with a life threatening illness</a> (bacterial meningitis) and the second was that The Canadian Beast, aka Jay Miron, sold the company he started (<a href="http://www.macneilbmx.com" target="_blank">Macneil</a>) to his former employees and is effective more or less immediately fully disengaging from the BMX world.</p>
<p>While both are significant nuggets of BMX news Dave Mirra is a tank and is damn near out of the hospital already. The news of Jay&#8217;s departure has left a lot of people wondering WTF happened.</p>
<p>For as long as I can remember I&#8217;ve looked up to the following riders; <em>Mat Hoffman</em>, <em>DMC</em>, and <em>Jay Miron</em>. There are a few more that I really respect and would like to (or have) meet one day (Foster, Bestwick, Nastazio for example) but the aforementioned three probably had the biggest impact on me at the age I needed to be impacted to keep the BMX fire burning 5 alarm.</p>
<p>Out of those three riders Jay stuck out because he was a Canadian shredder when Canadian shredders were relatively rare.</p>
<p>My first memory of Jay was when my mom called me at my dads house and told me to turn on the TV to some obscure television show. The tv show ( which was The amazing incredible or something like that) featured Jay, in full Schwinn gear on a bike with 4 pegs and bars a little bit forward, flying down a sketchy rollin from high in the rafters to hit a box jump below. He hit the lip and sent a double flip and wrecked, hard.</p>
<p>Before the stunned announcer could ask if he was dead Jay was responding with &#8220;I&#8217;m ok&#8221; and was already on his way back up the roll in to drop in and send a perfect double flip in front of a crowd of people who had no idea what was going on.</p>
<p>At this time I had maybe seen a handful of flips and never even thought a double was possible, and yet there it was.</p>
<p>I was blow away.</p>
<p>Once I dove further into the culture of BMX I realized that Jay had been around for sometime and could really through down hard on a bike, at every discipline.</p>
<p>Later in my riding, and while still doing events with the Action Sports Coalition, I was able to have several encounters with Jay and maintain somewhat of a relationship with him over the years anytime he would come back to Ontario.</p>
<p>It was on one of these  trips to Ontario where I was fortunate enough to see him ride in person. It was at a demo at Muskoka Woods. While the demo was great this was also the first time I was able to see first hand the rumored BMX had done to his body.</p>
<p>Immediately after the demo he had  a personal massage therapist on hand to stretch his body out for him so that he could walk the next day. It was a strange sight.</p>
<p>Jay, like a lot of the true pioneers of BMX, paid the price of pushing our sport with his body and for this we should all be thankful.</p>
<p>Without Jay (and the rest) there is no telling if there would be the Boomerang (aka downside whip), double flip, or 540 tailwhip. Jay suffered for these tricks that are now almost common place.</p>
<p>While some might question his decision to leave BMX entirely I must say that I understand.</p>
<p>Think of it as breaking up with your girlfriend but then being around her all the time watching someone else had what you had. Some of us can take that in stride but others can&#8217;t and need to get away before it destroys whats left.</p>
<p>It seems that after all these years Jay has decided that all he needs is to get away.</p>
<p>Peace out Jay, thanks for all the frames, contests, and inspiration. All the best of luck with whatever you do next.</p>
<p><strong>Jay Miron Props Bio</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Jay Miron in the First Macniel Video</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Jay Miron In Mad Matt</strong></p>
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		<title>Epic Beardman: The Documentary</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this dude and I  love what the internet has done to him.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this dude and I  love what the internet has done to him.</p>
<p>Fuck the Oakland A&#8217;s the suck donkey dick!</p>
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<p>WTF His mom put him in the oven!?</p>
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