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		<title>Epic Beardman: The Documentary</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/03/03/epic-beardman-the-documentary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EBM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EBM Documentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[epic beard man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Internet rules.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love this dude and I  love what the internet has done to him.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this dude and I  love what the internet has done to him.</p>
<p>Fuck the Oakland A&#8217;s the suck donkey dick!</p>
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<p>WTF His mom put him in the oven!?</p>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday: Feb 24 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[5 craziest things ever attempted on a BMX bike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eagles attack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail e30]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hilary Duff engagment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hose jumps into car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[juggernaut bitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lame e30]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live avatar role playing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My promises of writing something have failed again.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bmx.transworld.net/1000094924/features/the-five-craziest-things-ever-done-on-a-bmx-bike/" target="_blank">The 5 craziest things ever attempted on a BMX bicycle</a> &#8211;  Ride BMX</p>
<p><strong>Hilary Duff Receives engagement ring</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/f5690p.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i46.tinypic.com/opshs6.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/w1qq79.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>Pic Dump</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/vv87/jfortner1/Eagle/2-1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/vv87/jfortner1/Eagle/eagle-fox04.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/YourInkStinks1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://i25.tinypic.com/24brozt.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>Too far</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Live Avatar Role Playing</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Call da ambalamps!!!!</strong></p>
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<p><strong>If you have 9 minutes to have your mind blown&#8230;</strong></p>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday: Feb 10th 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/02/17/wordless-wednesday-feb-10th-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cool desk setups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drew bezanson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[epic beard man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lucky truck driver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smoking snake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[woman falls into car]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Week late, got busy with Olympics related web work last week. I need more hours in a week people!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/811367-the-snake-whos-hooked-on-cigarettes" target="_blank">The Snake That&#8217;s Hooked on Cigarettes</a></strong></p>
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<p><strong><strong><a href="http://webdesignledger.com/inspiration/a-showcase-of-workstations-thatll-make-you-jealous" target="_blank">A showcase of work stations that will make you jealous</a></strong></strong></p>
<div class="centeredContent"><strong><img src="http://webdesignledger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/workstations_11.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<strong>Pic Dump</strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong><strong>Drew Bezanson is a killer</strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong><strong>Dont mess with Santa</strong></strong></p>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday: Feb 3rd 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cigar boat in pool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Classified Oh Canada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clevage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crazy cat lady]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foldable bike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lord of the rings truth or dare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[on face releasing gasses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photo shop fixes everything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pic dump]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit bricks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know cracked has a whole section about boobs?!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-212-boobs/" target="_blank">Cracked has a whole section on boobs&#8230;</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/restaurants/article/759714--restaurant-promotes-sex-in-its-bathrooms?bn=1" target="_blank">Restaurant promotes sex in its bathrooms</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/restaurants/article/759714--restaurant-promotes-sex-in-its-bathrooms?bn=1" target="_blank"><strong> </strong></a><strong><a href="http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bikebag01.jpg" target="_blank">Folding backpack bike</a></strong> &#8211; Toxel</p>
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<p><strong>Pic Dump</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/they-see-me-rollin.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.chitownracing.com/forums/imagehosting/170584b633b81eb86b.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<strong>Classified Oh Canada</strong> &#8211; Love this track</p>
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<p><strong>FWD Drifting</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Noodles</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Right up out the chair</strong></p>
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		<title>Why I don&#8217;t get, and won&#8217;t buy an ipad</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/01/28/why-i-dont-get-and-wont-buy-an-ipad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nerd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[can I look at more boobs on an ipad?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imaxi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ipad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[itampon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the ipad rocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the ipad sucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what do you think of the ipad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[why I don't need an ipad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I'm sure that every single one of you reading this right now has an internet connection and has therefore has heard a little something about the ipad. Most of you have probably already <a target="_blank" href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5458382/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad">read opinions</a> from people far more educated and important than myself.  But I figure with all the hype around this oddly named device why can't I get in on the pie??]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure that every single one of you reading this right now has an internet connection and has therefore has heard a little something about the ipad. Most of you have probably already <a target="_blank" href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5458382/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad">read opinions</a> from people far more educated and important than myself.  But I figure with all the hype around this oddly named device why can&#8217;t I get in on the pie??</p>
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<p>For me, and not necessarily you, the ipad is filling a void I don&#8217;t want or need filled. I work on a desktop all day with my iphone beside me, commute underground (killing my 3g) with my iphone, and then go home to where my computer and TV are almost an arms length apart and since I have my ps3 and computer connected I can watch movies I acquire legally on my tv without burning anything. </p>
<p>All of my current internet needs are met quite well and I don&#8217;t need another device that is a little bit like one  thing (laptop) and a little bit like another thing (iphone) but not quite either of the two to spend my money on, I have far too many expensive hobbies as is.</p>
<p>I have no problem sitting at my computer desk when I need a full computing experience and sitting on my couch using my iphone or ps3 when I just want to browse/<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/RandomAsRhyme">tweet</a>/watch videos etc.</p>
<p>To me the price of the ipad, though not nearly as expensive as I thought, is too close to that of a lap top which can do a lot of the same things the ipad can do in some cases better (multitasking) but often not quite as refined. </p>
<p>The things the ipad does that a laptop can&#8217;t do are very impressive, don&#8217;t get me wrong, but I am not sure I could ever make enough use of them to warrant purchase.</p>
<p>Currently my two apple devices have done a great job of replacing what was before it. My previous mp3 player (which I actually really liked), the <a href="http://kryz.org/mpio.html" target="_blank">mpio fl100</a>, which was actually pretty similar to an ipod since it required proprietary software to use it, couldn&#8217;t be used as a flash key, and looked pretty slick.</p>
<p>The nano I have now, though a few years old, is a lot better than the mpio since it doesn&#8217;t require batteries or sd cars, and has proven to hold up pretty well to my <a target="_blank" href="http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2009/12/31/its-done/">bmx shennanigans</a>. The kicker here though is that I got my nano for free.</p>
<p>My iphone has also been a significant improvement over it&#8217;s successor, my dumb sanyo flipphone, but I waited so long to get a new cellphone that virtually anything other than a Zack phone would have been an improvement.</p>
<p>Apple is great at refining the user experience and hats of to them for doing that as they seem to do a remarkable job of it, but I feel this device might be a tough sell since it&#8217;s trying to create and fill a non existent space that might not exist for a reason.</p>
<p>To non apple/non internet addicts I think this will just seem like another fancy doo-dad for metrosexuals.</p>
<p>Prove me wrong though apple prove this rambling idiot wrong!</p>
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		<title>Wordless Wed Jan 27 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ipad is like the worst name ever. Just a pic dump today.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Pic  Dump</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/i/topthrilldragster27.jpg/" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2009/SnowboundTrain.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2008/RedneckWaterSkiing.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://inlinethumb60.webshots.com/22011/2439022090072229373S600x600Q85.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/paintcomp/5773c788702f159f758a054b856bbfca.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17568/bumblebee.gif" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/c/obamagame.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/19353/937202-facepalm_implied_super.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/abstrusegoose-lie_of_omission.JPG" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w95/adarius10/image058.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/verbal272/Motovational%20Posters/2guxoo2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3263/86c8dca71df43d7bd0a4a173f3e50b.gif" alt="" /></p>
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		<title>Wordless Wed Jan 20 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Booty Shake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gay/blind climber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girl drops phone on face]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day I will write again...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The cunt?</strong></p>
<div class="centeredContent"><img src="http://probablybadnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129075398555322185.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.bamkapow.com/photos-from-the-predators-set-4075-p.html" target="_blank">Photos From the &#8216;Predators&#8217; Set</a></strong></p>
<div class="centeredContent"><a href="http://www.bamkapow.com/photos-from-the-predators-set-4075-p.html" target="_blank"><br />
<img src="http://www.bamkapow.com/bk_images/2010/01/18/predators-03.jpg" alt="" /><br />
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<p><strong>Pic Dump</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/FerioKIDD/Chrissy_bootyshake.gif" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/2yvj82h.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab82/Doc2010_photos/Random/orly10.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/beeniemon/barthubbahubba2.gif" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/201001/4b5029ecc7508.jpg" alt="" width="700" height="476" /></p>
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<p><strong>Girl Drops Phone on face</strong></p>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/hot-blonde-chick-drops-phone-on-nose.html" target="_blank">EMBED-Hot Blonde Chick Drops Phone on Nose</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com" target="_blank">free videos</a></span></div>
<p><strong>Looks pretty fungerous</strong></p>
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<strong><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xbv9po">Subaru Impreza AWD Human Drift</a></strong><br />
<em>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/Auto-Tuning-Video-Bilder">Auto-Tuning-Video-Bilder</a></em></div>
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<p><strong>But He&#8217;s Gay</strong></p>
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		<title>Wordless Wed January 13th 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2010/01/13/wordless-wed-january-13th-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american peer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[camel toe competition]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Figure skating pile driver]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[snookie punch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Had a big long meeting so I didn't have as much of lunch to hunt for stuff as I would have liked. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Pic Dump</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs131.snc3/17853_249177800422_26748225422_3796446_1807050_n.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb257/jatexeira/gifs/punch-1.gif" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i34.tinypic.com/inekwl.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Gold_Medal.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/387-canofboob.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/4/633666719880567961-americanbeer.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i29.tinypic.com/359alpy.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/83%20A%20Kid%20With%20Priorities.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/Jurrell/Random/PBF013BCBetterLuckNextTime.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/Jurrell/Random/PBF081BCStiffBreeze.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.bordom.net/image/cache/aHR0cDovL3d3dy53b3JkcHJlc3MudG9reW90aW1lcy5vcmcvYXJjaGl2ZXMvYmVhdXR5X25pcHBsZS5qcGc=" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>There is a shark in here apparently</strong></p>
<div class="centeredContent"><img src="http://www.bordom.net/image/cache/aHR0cDovL21lZGlhLmZ1a3VuZy5uZXQvaW1hZ2VzLzU2NTUvYW5pbWF0ZWQtbWFnaWMtZXllLTEuZ2lm" alt="" /></div>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.toxel.com/tech/2010/01/08/10-cool-and-unusual-motorcycles/" target="_blank">10 cool and unusual motorcycles</a> &#8211;  Toxel<br />
</strong></p>
<div class="centeredContent"><a href="http://www.toxel.com/tech/2010/01/08/10-cool-and-unusual-motorcycles/"><br />
<img src="http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/motorcycle03.jpg" alt="" /><br />
</a></div>
<p><strong>Reporter gets hit by light</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Mr. Plow</strong></p>
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		<title>Worldess Wednesday Jan 07th 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordless Wednesdays]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[First of 2010! For some reason I can't tag properly in my admin... something to fix.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/10_strange_things_found_while_searching_for_waldo.php" target="_blank">9 Strange Things found in Where&#8217;s Waldo</a></strong> &#8211; Topless Robot</p>
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<p><strong><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/wanderingbert/3152578142/in/set-72157608993449413/" target="_blank">The Batman Villan Project</a></strong></p>
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/wanderingbert/3152578142/in/set-72157608993449413/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3195/3152578142_173bd1c953.jpg" alt="" /></a>
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<p><strong>Worlds Tallest Model</strong></p>
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<img src="http://www.pyroradio.com/images/uploaded/worlds-tallest-model.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<img src="http://www.pyroradio.com/images/uploaded/worlds-tallest-model4.jpg" alt="" />
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<p><strong><a href="http://www.teknotik.com/jdmrides/forum/showthread.php?t=50258" target="_blank"><br />
Post A Woman, Then post Tiger&#8217;s Reaction (NSFW)</a></strong> &#8211; Epic thread</p>
<p><strong>Pic Dump</strong></p>
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<p><img src="http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/normal_mURI_temp_fa28f5a5.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10275/Size.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.bandyhumor.com/Handler.ashx?PhotoID=33&amp;Size=L" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w57/getav8/motivator1136873.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/html-tits-demotivational-poster.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i46.tinypic.com/mtnm6v.gif" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i47.tinypic.com/v5fuhd.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/140212-2/Office_camouflage.gif" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i47.tinypic.com/v5fuhd.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://x55.xanga.com/afbf217201530255203653/b202918723.gif" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/funwithstatues.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/quizelephanttail.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<p><strong>The googles</strong></p>
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<p><strong>This is why I won&#8217;t play online</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Drunk</strong></p>
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		<title>I got a new bike!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DaveT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BMX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chijioke Okafo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave Thomas  BMX]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It's been quite sometime since I have had a new bike and since I <a href="http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2009/12/31/its-done/">just finished my recent edit</a> I figured it was well deserved. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been quite sometime since I have had a new bike and since I <a href="http://www.randomasrhyme.com/2009/12/31/its-done/">just finished my recent edit</a> I figured it was well deserved.</p>
<p>I really liked my last Whitton 2 even though it turned out to be bent and I figured that sticking with the same geometry would mean not having to get used to a new feel. This meant a Whitton 3 was in order. I was going to get it in white but that is not out for public consumption until next month so I got matted red instead and I must say its a really nice color.</p>
<p>Here is the parts list and <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ellemariephotography" target="_blank">my gf took the photos for her 365 project</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Bars:</strong> Sunday Forumphs<br />
<strong>Stem:</strong> Fly<br />
<strong>Forks:</strong> Demolition Concord<br />
<strong>Front Wheel:</strong> Odyssey M7 front wheel (G-sport marmoset and odyssey 7ka)<br />
<strong>Frame:</strong> Whitton III 21&#8243;<br />
<strong>Cranks</strong>: Profile 175s<br />
<strong>Pedals</strong>: Animal plastic Steven Hamilton&#8217;s (Clear)<br />
<strong>Sprocket</strong>: Kink Sound<br />
<strong>Rear Wheel:</strong>Odyssey 7KA and Odyssey Hazard hub<br />
<strong>Hub Guard:</strong> FBM<br />
<strong>Brakes</strong>: Mono small/gtx/evo1s<br />
<strong>Tires:</strong> Dirt path/Aitken<br />
<strong>Pegs:</strong> Hoffman</p>
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<p>Props to my friend Chijioke for getting me a good deal on the frame and fork and doing the build and Scott for hookin it up component wise.</p>
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