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		<title>Worldess Wed May 27th 2009</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Local GTA area parts theif</strong><br />
<img src="http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5065/jdmjoe.jpg" alt="Joe Creti is a theif" /><br />
&#8220;Here&#8217;s a pic of the suspected person. He&#8217;s also on a couple of other Toronto/Local car forums so just sending out the message.</p>
<p>Quick Summary:<br />
- A local forum member&#8217;s lip was stolen in the afternoon in less than 10 minutes at Yorkdale Mall<br />
- A white TSX was seen driving up to the car, the person got out and did what he did. Popped his trunk and took off<br />
- Upon reviewing the surveillance footage, we found a TSX that matches a forum members with the same distinct features on the car<br />
- The suspect says it&#8217;s not him, and goes on to say he&#8217;s not the person we have found him to be on the &#8220;other forum&#8221;<br />
- A match in the photos, with the car, suspect and the username prove to be the same person, thus he is lying<br />
- (on page 4) Noob creates another user account admitting to the theft and saying he is sorry the accused person had to be ridiculed by everyone</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a picture of his car, incase you see it around&#8221;</p>
<p><img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d119/JDM_JOE/Picture062.jpg" alt="Theif Joe Creti's Car" /></p>
<p>Related threads:<br />
<a href="http://tsxclub.com/forums/canada-east/35879-warning-help-all-members-2.html#post532828" target="_blank">http://tsxclub.com/forums/canada-east/35879-warning-help-all-members-2.html#post532828</a><br />
<a href="http://www.teknotik.com/jdmrides/forum/showthread.php?t=34736" target="_blank">http://www.teknotik.com/jdmrides/forum/showthread.php?t=34736</a><br />
<strong>and now more wordless</strong></p>
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<strong><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html" target="_blank">5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy</a> &#8211; Cracked</strong></p>
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<img src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17019/soldiers_large.jpg" alt="Property of Cracked" /></a> </strong></div>
<p><strong><strong><a href="http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/05/25/wristwatch-motorcycles-from-brazil/" target="_blank">Wristwatch Motorcycles</a> &#8211; Toxel</strong></strong></p>
<div class="centeredContent"><strong><a href="http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/05/25/wristwatch-motorcycles-from-brazil/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/watchmotorcycle01.jpg" alt="Wrist Watch Motorcycles" /></a></strong></div>
<p><strong><strong><a href="http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/05/12/one-dollar-bill-art-by-atypyk/" target="_blank">One Dollar Bill Art</a> &#8211; Toxel</strong></strong></p>
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<img src="http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dollar14.jpg" alt="One Dollar Bill Art" /><br />
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<p><strong><img src="http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/picture.php?albumid=158&amp;pictureid=768" alt="" /></strong></p>
<p><strong><img src="https://blogs.pointbridge.com/Blogs/ajgaonkar_hersh/Lists/Photos/WhatthePho.JPG" alt="What the Pho?" width="717" height="538" /></strong></p>
<p><strong><img src="http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll190/blown90b16teg/funnyshit/nuns.jpg" alt="Nuns have them too" /></strong></p>
<p><strong><img src="http://www.onspotz.com/img_items/msct/msctpm006.jpg" alt="Pac Man new era" /></strong></div>
<p><strong><strong>Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus!!!</strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong><strong>Worlds Smallest Car video</strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong><strong>New Transformers 2 Trailer</strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong><strong>Best of Carl &#8211; I forgot I liked Aqua Teen</strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong><strong> I have never seen a Female Beatboxer before</strong></strong></p>
<div class="centeredContent"><object width="464" height="376" data="http://embed.break.com/NzIyODY2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://embed.break.com/NzIyODY2" /></object><strong><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/cute-girl-has-amazing-beat-box-skills.html?matchid=?mrr=we">Cute Girl Has Amazing Beat Box Skill</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">Funny Videos</a></span></strong></div>
<p><strong><strong>Tiny Toon Adventures Drunk</strong> (Digg says this was banned but I remember seeing it)</strong></p>
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