Random As Rhyme

I have no love for this car I am about to write about. In my opinion its stupid, ugly and pointless. Should the owner find this, sorry dude it’s not my taste so I am going to tear it to shreds. Props for doing your own thing or whatever and I hope its lighting fast to make up for it looking like dung.

Here we go.

Take a look at the outside:

The paint either looks like really faded rattle can flat black, or really dirty rattle can primer. It’s pretty hard to tell cause I doubt its been washed lately. Either way its not doing a damn thing to make the car look better and if this person lived in a climate where it snowed this car would rust to bits.

The hood also appears to be growing some sort of fungus or something and the front bumper is held on by zip ties for no reason other than the owner is probably a hack who couldn’t be bothered to put it on right.

The headlights seem to be replaced with a dual set of fog lights, which is no doubt a down grade from stock performance, and they fit and look like garbage.

The rear quarter panel, which is made up of over fenders with fender flares to accommodate the wide but still really ugly wheels, draws your eye to a weird green thing hanging off to the side.

What is that?

Well that is some sort of weird side-pipe/motorcycle/boso hybrid bull going on. I don’t want to fathom how that sounds, or how illegal it most likely is. Awful.

Continuing down the path of non sense brings us to the interior.

Originally when I saw the first picture posted on bikeguide I thought maybe this was a drift car/track rat.

However upon viewing this picture I realized it was someones daily driver because there is no way in hell a rational person would go drifting or tracking with all that garbage floating around the inside of their vehicle.

The last thing someone needs on the track is a plastic bag full of god knows what smacking them in the face then spilling its contents under the floor to roll underneath the brake pedal.

So why the driver needs a racing seat and a removable steering wheel i will never know, and as to what happened to the center console and dash? Well they probably took off running in the night to find a better car to end its days in.

This car is all around terrible, I honestly can’t find one thing I like about it (I don’t know any motor specs however).

I don’t like it and I don’t get it.

What happened to people modding up cars nice and clean?

Here is a 240 with a little class (and a silvia front end).